Maddie, 18, from Australia.
Multi-fandom. Fandoms and ships that have claimed by soul are listed below :)

 

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

suarezalex:

okay seriously if you’re in a relationship or even a friendship and you find yourself spending more time crying out of sadness or arguing with them, leave them. i don’t care if they’re a modern day aphrodite/adonis or a gift bestowed upon you by the gods. toxic people are dangerous and i highly advise cutting them out of your life and finding someone who makes you laugh until you snort your drink out your nose instead.

"It was an actual elevator that was working in an actual hotel and it was a giant hotel in Atlanta, the Marriot Marquis. And I had like Winnie the Pooh stickers around my [nipples]. We tried to choreograph it like a six-second striptease and it took me a while to get it all off at the right time. So everything’s off and I turn at the right time so that the camera doesn’t see things that they shouldn’t. It was a private monitor, I was hoping. There was one lucky gentleman that when the doors opened, there was this man with four Starbucks cups and a little to-go holder thing and he was just trying to get into the elevator and the doors just closed on him. I can only imagine what he thought he was walking into!" ― Jena Malone on the evelator striptease scene

(Source: scotteymccall)

Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

#australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom